four one lines

Nature knows of no holidays.
There are people who I greet only once a year.
I think there is nothing as enlightening as knowing ones boundaries.
Some of the most dangerous people on earth are the strangers who are victims of your fart. 

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Man will now be defined by his browsing history.
A persons character can be best analyzed by viewing their browsing history.

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I will put a poster in my toilet written "This is where shit goes down".
Appreciate your mother, she handled your shit when your were a kid with love and care.
Its good to know when to quit rather than have someone tell you.

two, one lines.

She looked like she tried to install the beauty ad-on and the ad-on was not compatible with the hardware.
Something new by CuDi below.
Kid Cudi f/ King Chip "Just What Iam" (Prod. Kid Cudi)
http://hu.lk/99qrla8v1ksg

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my imaginary friend told me he wants to keep it real, I have not seen him since then.

two one lines.

The good times as a baby when you had someone looking after your own shit.
The powerful disruptive power of a fart in a warm room.

four one lines

I hate the feeling when shit is about to hit the fan and I am the only guy in the room.
All causes of disappointments can be attributed to conflicts of interest.
Respect the age and not necessarily your elders. Some are just old children
Love is seeing the beauty in a pig.

three one lines

I think it will be awesome if Johnnie Walker decide to use the Denzel Washington bounce on one of their ads. Like the bad-ass bounce he had in the movie Training Day.
I'm really looking forward to what AMC TV has in store for me this year. Kicking off with Mad Men then the final season of Breaking Bad, The Killing  then finish off with The Walking Dead.
I think it will be interesting to see how a person suffering from full body tourettes drives a car on a highway.

Three one lines

1. I am of the strong belief that one of the most subtle forms of terrorism is the Cincinnati air freshener.
2. Why are mug shots taken in a police station and not in the kitchen where there are actual mugs?
3. I think if you happen to be a astronaut and you go for a mission to the moon just before the second coming of Christ and the destruction of earth, you will have the best 3D view of earths destruction. The view will be better than any 3D Plasma TV.

three one lines

I think the future of Trance music will depend on how the success of House music plays out.
In the movie Transformers, I wonder why doesn't the US army use EMP bombs to stop the Decepticons.
Jesus turned water into wine that's special however anyone can turn water into juice and that is awesome!

three one lines

the day you do away with your sweater is the same day the sun decides to do away with the earthlings.
that awkward moment when you stare at a bus carrying inmates and one of them randomly waves at you then you turn around and you find the police staring at you.
I find it strange to trust a doctor named Dr. Sued with your health problems? who knows if he has been sued for malpractice.

one, one liner.

Osama was killed on Labour day Gaddafi was killed on Mashujaa day I wonder who will be next on Jamhuri day?

Two one lines

No news is good news if one chooses to be ignorant.
No news is bad news if one wants to be informed.

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three one lines

when I log on to twitter and I see mostly retweets on my timeline I get pissed because it shows people are waking up when I am counting my third hour into the day.
Burn bridges with the intent of pissing on the ashes.
the day mosquitoes will learn to attack stealthily is the night I will stop waking up in the middle of the night to kill them.

one one-liner

I don't think having more than two applications that perform the same task is necessary.

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three one lines

As hopeless as screaming for help in a hospital for the deaf.
Productivity can be said to be the act of doing something that other people will see themselves making money out of you performing the act.
My country is predominantly run by one particular Bantu tribe, but another tribe runs for us during international events.

four one lines

Who was the first guy who saw a bee and thought 'hmmmm I bet whatever comes out of that things pooper is sweet'
My friend saw a cat cross the road, she laughed so hard that I thought I was either slow or that she has not heard of any chicken crossing the road joke.
'Hell is empty and all the devils are here....' DCI Luther
'Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need.' Tyler Durden

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those who live in rounded huts find it hard to think outside the box.
I saw a chicken cross the road the other day and it was not funny.
its funny how Probox owners/drivers are now the most hated people on our roads by pedestrians who don't have a car yet.

three one lines

originality is the balance of creativity and unheard of insanity.
paranoia is the ability of turning friends into foes.
there is always something fishy going on in the fish market.